Bear Attack Tip Play Dead Funny Graphic Tee
Wilderness wisdom—delivered with dark humor. This tee features the survival “tip” no one asked for: “Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked, Play Dead. It Will Be Good Practice for When You Die a Few Minutes Later.” Accompanied by a silhouette of a curious bear and a motionless figure, this one hits hard and laughs harder.
For the man who hikes, camps, and jokes his way through danger, this LouMark shirt adds dry wit to outdoor grit. Perfect for adventurers, sarcasm lovers, or anyone with a healthy respect for the food chain.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Loose fit
Style: Wilderness dark humor
Pattern: White bear and figure silhouette with sarcastic text about bear attacks
Material: 100% cotton
Season: All seasons
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Care Instructions: Machine washable
Wilderness wisdom—delivered with dark humor. This tee features the survival “tip” no one asked for: “Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked, Play Dead. It Will Be Good Practice for When You Die a Few Minutes Later.” Accompanied by a silhouette of a curious bear and a motionless figure, this one hits hard and laughs harder.
For the man who hikes, camps, and jokes his way through danger, this LouMark shirt adds dry wit to outdoor grit. Perfect for adventurers, sarcasm lovers, or anyone with a healthy respect for the food chain.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Loose fit
Style: Wilderness dark humor
Pattern: White bear and figure silhouette with sarcastic text about bear attacks
Material: 100% cotton
Season: All seasons
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Care Instructions: Machine washable
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Wilderness wisdom—delivered with dark humor. This tee features the survival “tip” no one asked for: “Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked, Play Dead. It Will Be Good Practice for When You Die a Few Minutes Later.” Accompanied by a silhouette of a curious bear and a motionless figure, this one hits hard and laughs harder.
For the man who hikes, camps, and jokes his way through danger, this LouMark shirt adds dry wit to outdoor grit. Perfect for adventurers, sarcasm lovers, or anyone with a healthy respect for the food chain.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Loose fit
Style: Wilderness dark humor
Pattern: White bear and figure silhouette with sarcastic text about bear attacks
Material: 100% cotton
Season: All seasons
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Care Instructions: Machine washable
Wilderness wisdom—delivered with dark humor. This tee features the survival “tip” no one asked for: “Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked, Play Dead. It Will Be Good Practice for When You Die a Few Minutes Later.” Accompanied by a silhouette of a curious bear and a motionless figure, this one hits hard and laughs harder.
For the man who hikes, camps, and jokes his way through danger, this LouMark shirt adds dry wit to outdoor grit. Perfect for adventurers, sarcasm lovers, or anyone with a healthy respect for the food chain.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Loose fit
Style: Wilderness dark humor
Pattern: White bear and figure silhouette with sarcastic text about bear attacks
Material: 100% cotton
Season: All seasons
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Care Instructions: Machine washable
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person