Sorry You Weren’t Selected Vintage Graphic Tee
For the man who hears what he wants—and lets the world know it. This tee throws down the ultimate deadpan line: “I have selective hearing. Sorry, you weren’t selected today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.” Loud, sarcastic, and unapologetically funny.
Crafted under LouMark’s ethos of individualism and grit, this piece is made for those who don’t sugarcoat reality. Wear it with pride, wear it with silence, or wear it just to avoid conversation altogether.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Loose fit
Style: Sarcastic vintage casual
Pattern: Bold white slogan text, reading “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren’t Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn’t Looking Good Either.”
Material: 100% cotton
Season: All seasons
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Care Instructions: Machine washable
For the man who hears what he wants—and lets the world know it. This tee throws down the ultimate deadpan line: “I have selective hearing. Sorry, you weren’t selected today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.” Loud, sarcastic, and unapologetically funny.
Crafted under LouMark’s ethos of individualism and grit, this piece is made for those who don’t sugarcoat reality. Wear it with pride, wear it with silence, or wear it just to avoid conversation altogether.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Loose fit
Style: Sarcastic vintage casual
Pattern: Bold white slogan text, reading “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren’t Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn’t Looking Good Either.”
Material: 100% cotton
Season: All seasons
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Care Instructions: Machine washable
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
For the man who hears what he wants—and lets the world know it. This tee throws down the ultimate deadpan line: “I have selective hearing. Sorry, you weren’t selected today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.” Loud, sarcastic, and unapologetically funny.
Crafted under LouMark’s ethos of individualism and grit, this piece is made for those who don’t sugarcoat reality. Wear it with pride, wear it with silence, or wear it just to avoid conversation altogether.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Loose fit
Style: Sarcastic vintage casual
Pattern: Bold white slogan text, reading “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren’t Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn’t Looking Good Either.”
Material: 100% cotton
Season: All seasons
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Care Instructions: Machine washable
For the man who hears what he wants—and lets the world know it. This tee throws down the ultimate deadpan line: “I have selective hearing. Sorry, you weren’t selected today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.” Loud, sarcastic, and unapologetically funny.
Crafted under LouMark’s ethos of individualism and grit, this piece is made for those who don’t sugarcoat reality. Wear it with pride, wear it with silence, or wear it just to avoid conversation altogether.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Loose fit
Style: Sarcastic vintage casual
Pattern: Bold white slogan text, reading “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren’t Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn’t Looking Good Either.”
Material: 100% cotton
Season: All seasons
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Care Instructions: Machine washable
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person