I Gotta See the Candy First Funny Van Joke T-Shirt
Bold, bizarre, and darkly hilarious—this t-shirt is made for those who enjoy pushing the boundaries of humor. Featuring the cheeky line: "I gotta see the candy first. Then I get in the van. I’m not stupid," this shirt grabs attention and delivers laughs with perfect deadpan delivery.
Printed in crisp white on an olive green base, it's ideal for comedy lovers, pranksters, or anyone who thrives on uncomfortable chuckles. It’s weird, it’s funny—and it’s unapologetically wrong in all the right ways.
Fit Type: Regular fit
Style: Dark humor / novelty / satirical
Graphic: Bold white text statement
Material: 100% cotton
Neckline: Crew neck
Occasions: Casual wear, stand-up shows, gag gifts
Care: Machine washable
Bold, bizarre, and darkly hilarious—this t-shirt is made for those who enjoy pushing the boundaries of humor. Featuring the cheeky line: "I gotta see the candy first. Then I get in the van. I’m not stupid," this shirt grabs attention and delivers laughs with perfect deadpan delivery.
Printed in crisp white on an olive green base, it's ideal for comedy lovers, pranksters, or anyone who thrives on uncomfortable chuckles. It’s weird, it’s funny—and it’s unapologetically wrong in all the right ways.
Fit Type: Regular fit
Style: Dark humor / novelty / satirical
Graphic: Bold white text statement
Material: 100% cotton
Neckline: Crew neck
Occasions: Casual wear, stand-up shows, gag gifts
Care: Machine washable
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Bold, bizarre, and darkly hilarious—this t-shirt is made for those who enjoy pushing the boundaries of humor. Featuring the cheeky line: "I gotta see the candy first. Then I get in the van. I’m not stupid," this shirt grabs attention and delivers laughs with perfect deadpan delivery.
Printed in crisp white on an olive green base, it's ideal for comedy lovers, pranksters, or anyone who thrives on uncomfortable chuckles. It’s weird, it’s funny—and it’s unapologetically wrong in all the right ways.
Fit Type: Regular fit
Style: Dark humor / novelty / satirical
Graphic: Bold white text statement
Material: 100% cotton
Neckline: Crew neck
Occasions: Casual wear, stand-up shows, gag gifts
Care: Machine washable
Bold, bizarre, and darkly hilarious—this t-shirt is made for those who enjoy pushing the boundaries of humor. Featuring the cheeky line: "I gotta see the candy first. Then I get in the van. I’m not stupid," this shirt grabs attention and delivers laughs with perfect deadpan delivery.
Printed in crisp white on an olive green base, it's ideal for comedy lovers, pranksters, or anyone who thrives on uncomfortable chuckles. It’s weird, it’s funny—and it’s unapologetically wrong in all the right ways.
Fit Type: Regular fit
Style: Dark humor / novelty / satirical
Graphic: Bold white text statement
Material: 100% cotton
Neckline: Crew neck
Occasions: Casual wear, stand-up shows, gag gifts
Care: Machine washable
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
> Machine wash cold with similar colors> Do not bleach
> Do not dry clean
> Tumble dry low
> Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person