Getting Older Took No Time Tee
$35.00 USD
Prix régulier $26.99 USDAging sneaks up faster than a speeding ticket. This LouMark tee captures the universal midlife moment with dry humor and bold design. “I Thought Getting Older Would Take a Lot Longer” is printed loud and proud in clean, high-contrast lettering—because time flies, and so do your last remaining f***s.
Whether you're embracing the aches or just mocking the speed of life, this shirt speaks for every hard-working man who blinked and found gray hair.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Classic regular fit
Style: Sarcastic, minimalist, bold
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Print: “I Thought Getting Older Would Take a Lot Longer”
Neckline: Crew neck
Occasion: Casual wear, humor gifts, milestone birthdays
LouMark Touch: Grit meets wit with timeless sarcasm
Aging sneaks up faster than a speeding ticket. This LouMark tee captures the universal midlife moment with dry humor and bold design. “I Thought Getting Older Would Take a Lot Longer” is printed loud and proud in clean, high-contrast lettering—because time flies, and so do your last remaining f***s.
Whether you're embracing the aches or just mocking the speed of life, this shirt speaks for every hard-working man who blinked and found gray hair.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Classic regular fit
Style: Sarcastic, minimalist, bold
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Print: “I Thought Getting Older Would Take a Lot Longer”
Neckline: Crew neck
Occasion: Casual wear, humor gifts, milestone birthdays
LouMark Touch: Grit meets wit with timeless sarcasm
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
$35.00 USD
Prix régulier $26.99 USDAging sneaks up faster than a speeding ticket. This LouMark tee captures the universal midlife moment with dry humor and bold design. “I Thought Getting Older Would Take a Lot Longer” is printed loud and proud in clean, high-contrast lettering—because time flies, and so do your last remaining f***s.
Whether you're embracing the aches or just mocking the speed of life, this shirt speaks for every hard-working man who blinked and found gray hair.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Classic regular fit
Style: Sarcastic, minimalist, bold
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Print: “I Thought Getting Older Would Take a Lot Longer”
Neckline: Crew neck
Occasion: Casual wear, humor gifts, milestone birthdays
LouMark Touch: Grit meets wit with timeless sarcasm
Aging sneaks up faster than a speeding ticket. This LouMark tee captures the universal midlife moment with dry humor and bold design. “I Thought Getting Older Would Take a Lot Longer” is printed loud and proud in clean, high-contrast lettering—because time flies, and so do your last remaining f***s.
Whether you're embracing the aches or just mocking the speed of life, this shirt speaks for every hard-working man who blinked and found gray hair.
Product Highlights:
Fit Type: Classic regular fit
Style: Sarcastic, minimalist, bold
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Print: “I Thought Getting Older Would Take a Lot Longer”
Neckline: Crew neck
Occasion: Casual wear, humor gifts, milestone birthdays
LouMark Touch: Grit meets wit with timeless sarcasm
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
