No Mames Not California Tee
$35.00 USD
Regular price $26.99 USDLouMark brings the heat with this bold bilingual banger. Featuring a desert scene with a brown bear and cactus, this tee says what everyone’s thinking—“No Mames, This Ain’t California.” It’s a cheeky jab, a cultural clapback, and a badge of borderland pride all rolled into one heavyweight black tee. Perfect for those who live where the grit is real and the mirage is gone.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Classic unisex fit
Style: Bilingual Western sarcasm
Material: 100% combed cotton, vintage-washed
Graphic: Brown bear with cactus and gold distressed font
Occasion: County fairs, desert bonfires, political rants
Color Scheme: Earth brown & dusty gold on coal black
LouMark brings the heat with this bold bilingual banger. Featuring a desert scene with a brown bear and cactus, this tee says what everyone’s thinking—“No Mames, This Ain’t California.” It’s a cheeky jab, a cultural clapback, and a badge of borderland pride all rolled into one heavyweight black tee. Perfect for those who live where the grit is real and the mirage is gone.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Classic unisex fit
Style: Bilingual Western sarcasm
Material: 100% combed cotton, vintage-washed
Graphic: Brown bear with cactus and gold distressed font
Occasion: County fairs, desert bonfires, political rants
Color Scheme: Earth brown & dusty gold on coal black
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
$35.00 USD
Regular price $26.99 USDLouMark brings the heat with this bold bilingual banger. Featuring a desert scene with a brown bear and cactus, this tee says what everyone’s thinking—“No Mames, This Ain’t California.” It’s a cheeky jab, a cultural clapback, and a badge of borderland pride all rolled into one heavyweight black tee. Perfect for those who live where the grit is real and the mirage is gone.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Classic unisex fit
Style: Bilingual Western sarcasm
Material: 100% combed cotton, vintage-washed
Graphic: Brown bear with cactus and gold distressed font
Occasion: County fairs, desert bonfires, political rants
Color Scheme: Earth brown & dusty gold on coal black
LouMark brings the heat with this bold bilingual banger. Featuring a desert scene with a brown bear and cactus, this tee says what everyone’s thinking—“No Mames, This Ain’t California.” It’s a cheeky jab, a cultural clapback, and a badge of borderland pride all rolled into one heavyweight black tee. Perfect for those who live where the grit is real and the mirage is gone.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Classic unisex fit
Style: Bilingual Western sarcasm
Material: 100% combed cotton, vintage-washed
Graphic: Brown bear with cactus and gold distressed font
Occasion: County fairs, desert bonfires, political rants
Color Scheme: Earth brown & dusty gold on coal black
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
