Smoke Brisket Not Meth Tee
$35.00 USD
Regular price $26.99 USDA bold message served with a side of brisket. This LouMark tee combines Western grit with no-nonsense humor, featuring a distressed cow silhouette and the unforgettable slogan: “Smoke Brisket, Not Meth.” Whether you’re a pitmaster, a BBQ junkie, or just a fan of good old-fashioned common sense, this shirt speaks your language—straight, savory, and unapologetic. Made from 100% cotton and built for backyard legends.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed Western cut
Style: Humorous statement graphic tee
Material: 100% cotton
Print Color: Black distressed ink
Theme: BBQ culture, anti-drug satire
Audience: Grillmasters, cowboys, hard-hitting humor fans
Occasion: Cookouts, rodeos, casual wear
Mood: Bold, ironic, patriotic cowboy
Neckline: Classic crew neck
Brand Note: LouMark stands for heritage, humor, and hard truths
A bold message served with a side of brisket. This LouMark tee combines Western grit with no-nonsense humor, featuring a distressed cow silhouette and the unforgettable slogan: “Smoke Brisket, Not Meth.” Whether you’re a pitmaster, a BBQ junkie, or just a fan of good old-fashioned common sense, this shirt speaks your language—straight, savory, and unapologetic. Made from 100% cotton and built for backyard legends.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed Western cut
Style: Humorous statement graphic tee
Material: 100% cotton
Print Color: Black distressed ink
Theme: BBQ culture, anti-drug satire
Audience: Grillmasters, cowboys, hard-hitting humor fans
Occasion: Cookouts, rodeos, casual wear
Mood: Bold, ironic, patriotic cowboy
Neckline: Classic crew neck
Brand Note: LouMark stands for heritage, humor, and hard truths
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
$35.00 USD
Regular price $26.99 USDA bold message served with a side of brisket. This LouMark tee combines Western grit with no-nonsense humor, featuring a distressed cow silhouette and the unforgettable slogan: “Smoke Brisket, Not Meth.” Whether you’re a pitmaster, a BBQ junkie, or just a fan of good old-fashioned common sense, this shirt speaks your language—straight, savory, and unapologetic. Made from 100% cotton and built for backyard legends.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed Western cut
Style: Humorous statement graphic tee
Material: 100% cotton
Print Color: Black distressed ink
Theme: BBQ culture, anti-drug satire
Audience: Grillmasters, cowboys, hard-hitting humor fans
Occasion: Cookouts, rodeos, casual wear
Mood: Bold, ironic, patriotic cowboy
Neckline: Classic crew neck
Brand Note: LouMark stands for heritage, humor, and hard truths
A bold message served with a side of brisket. This LouMark tee combines Western grit with no-nonsense humor, featuring a distressed cow silhouette and the unforgettable slogan: “Smoke Brisket, Not Meth.” Whether you’re a pitmaster, a BBQ junkie, or just a fan of good old-fashioned common sense, this shirt speaks your language—straight, savory, and unapologetic. Made from 100% cotton and built for backyard legends.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed Western cut
Style: Humorous statement graphic tee
Material: 100% cotton
Print Color: Black distressed ink
Theme: BBQ culture, anti-drug satire
Audience: Grillmasters, cowboys, hard-hitting humor fans
Occasion: Cookouts, rodeos, casual wear
Mood: Bold, ironic, patriotic cowboy
Neckline: Classic crew neck
Brand Note: LouMark stands for heritage, humor, and hard truths
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
