Therapist Can’t Fix That Tee
$35.00 USD
Regular price $26.99 USDThis shirt pulls no punches—just like you. Featuring the no-nonsense slogan “Your Therapist Can’t Fix a Water Pump, Bitch,” it’s a call back to grit, skill, and fixing things with your hands—not your feelings. Made for those who know that talking never tightened a bolt. A LouMark staple for the mechanically-minded hardass.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Regular Western fit, crew neck
Style: Sarcastic / mechanic humor
Material: 100% cotton, pre-washed for a vintage black finish
Graphic: Bold white distressed print text
Mood: Defiant, humorous, hands-dirty mindset
Occasion: Father's Day, garage wear, ranch life casual
This shirt pulls no punches—just like you. Featuring the no-nonsense slogan “Your Therapist Can’t Fix a Water Pump, Bitch,” it’s a call back to grit, skill, and fixing things with your hands—not your feelings. Made for those who know that talking never tightened a bolt. A LouMark staple for the mechanically-minded hardass.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Regular Western fit, crew neck
Style: Sarcastic / mechanic humor
Material: 100% cotton, pre-washed for a vintage black finish
Graphic: Bold white distressed print text
Mood: Defiant, humorous, hands-dirty mindset
Occasion: Father's Day, garage wear, ranch life casual
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
$35.00 USD
Regular price $26.99 USDThis shirt pulls no punches—just like you. Featuring the no-nonsense slogan “Your Therapist Can’t Fix a Water Pump, Bitch,” it’s a call back to grit, skill, and fixing things with your hands—not your feelings. Made for those who know that talking never tightened a bolt. A LouMark staple for the mechanically-minded hardass.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Regular Western fit, crew neck
Style: Sarcastic / mechanic humor
Material: 100% cotton, pre-washed for a vintage black finish
Graphic: Bold white distressed print text
Mood: Defiant, humorous, hands-dirty mindset
Occasion: Father's Day, garage wear, ranch life casual
This shirt pulls no punches—just like you. Featuring the no-nonsense slogan “Your Therapist Can’t Fix a Water Pump, Bitch,” it’s a call back to grit, skill, and fixing things with your hands—not your feelings. Made for those who know that talking never tightened a bolt. A LouMark staple for the mechanically-minded hardass.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Regular Western fit, crew neck
Style: Sarcastic / mechanic humor
Material: 100% cotton, pre-washed for a vintage black finish
Graphic: Bold white distressed print text
Mood: Defiant, humorous, hands-dirty mindset
Occasion: Father's Day, garage wear, ranch life casual
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
