Keep It in California Tee
$35.00 USD
Regular price $26.99 USDBold, blunt, and unapologetically LouMark. This shirt lays it out with no filter: "Keep Your Bitching in California." Designed for the man who values grit over gossip, it’s the perfect anti-whining uniform. Finished in weathered beige print on jet black cotton, this tee isn’t for soft opinions—it’s for strong coffee, open roads, and thicker skin.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Standard US men’s relaxed fit
Style: Political humor / statement graphic
Material: 100% cotton, soft-washed vintage texture
Graphic: Bold state silhouette of California + heavy distressed block text
Color: Black base with off-white print
Bold, blunt, and unapologetically LouMark. This shirt lays it out with no filter: "Keep Your Bitching in California." Designed for the man who values grit over gossip, it’s the perfect anti-whining uniform. Finished in weathered beige print on jet black cotton, this tee isn’t for soft opinions—it’s for strong coffee, open roads, and thicker skin.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Standard US men’s relaxed fit
Style: Political humor / statement graphic
Material: 100% cotton, soft-washed vintage texture
Graphic: Bold state silhouette of California + heavy distressed block text
Color: Black base with off-white print
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
$35.00 USD
Regular price $26.99 USDBold, blunt, and unapologetically LouMark. This shirt lays it out with no filter: "Keep Your Bitching in California." Designed for the man who values grit over gossip, it’s the perfect anti-whining uniform. Finished in weathered beige print on jet black cotton, this tee isn’t for soft opinions—it’s for strong coffee, open roads, and thicker skin.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Standard US men’s relaxed fit
Style: Political humor / statement graphic
Material: 100% cotton, soft-washed vintage texture
Graphic: Bold state silhouette of California + heavy distressed block text
Color: Black base with off-white print
Bold, blunt, and unapologetically LouMark. This shirt lays it out with no filter: "Keep Your Bitching in California." Designed for the man who values grit over gossip, it’s the perfect anti-whining uniform. Finished in weathered beige print on jet black cotton, this tee isn’t for soft opinions—it’s for strong coffee, open roads, and thicker skin.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Standard US men’s relaxed fit
Style: Political humor / statement graphic
Material: 100% cotton, soft-washed vintage texture
Graphic: Bold state silhouette of California + heavy distressed block text
Color: Black base with off-white print
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
