Go Milk a Bull Statement Tee
Straight talk, farm logic. This tee pulls no punches with a bold rural punchline: “If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull.” Designed for folks who like their humor raw, their sarcasm country-strong, and their shirts built for thick skin and thicker wit. Simple, loud, and guaranteed to stir the barn.
Product Highlights
Straight talk, farm logic. This tee pulls no punches with a bold rural punchline: “If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull.” Designed for folks who like their humor raw, their sarcasm country-strong, and their shirts built for thick skin and thicker wit. Simple, loud, and guaranteed to stir the barn.
Product Highlights
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Straight talk, farm logic. This tee pulls no punches with a bold rural punchline: “If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull.” Designed for folks who like their humor raw, their sarcasm country-strong, and their shirts built for thick skin and thicker wit. Simple, loud, and guaranteed to stir the barn.
Product Highlights
Straight talk, farm logic. This tee pulls no punches with a bold rural punchline: “If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull.” Designed for folks who like their humor raw, their sarcasm country-strong, and their shirts built for thick skin and thicker wit. Simple, loud, and guaranteed to stir the barn.
Product Highlights
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
